Violating Internet(s) Rules 1 & 2
Posted on June 14th, 2007
Filed under: Music News — Karl Olson @ 2:42 am
I’d say look on RhymeTorrents BBS for the lyrics, but it’s dead, so I’ll put that in the read more (along with another treat.) Anyway, I did this because someone on RhymeTorrents requested an explanation of a certain popular, terrible, English-Language imageboard. I obliged initially with a written freestyle, but I figured I could easily add chorus, make a lazy beat, and have something people listen too, throw on a mixtape (that will probably be called desu desu desu link back too and probably ruin my life with should I ever become a notable MC (ha!)
Meanwhile, apologies to Nursehella for accidentally using “thrillho” in a rap track. I better be on my best behavior from here on out. One more case of intellectual grift, and I fear I really will drive her into the arms of a certain Illy Oi boy. 😉
Side Note: Tube Spark says I display the “most showmanship” in Nerdcore. I think they haven’t seen enough Nerdcore.
slash b-style
by Anonymous (Karl Olson)
ch.
who I b? the slash b mc!
anonymous in this reality
I’m not the type get the girls though
I divide zero oh shhhh za warudo
(x2)
v1.
Pre-million get on slash b? yo that’s me!
Way before 5chan, way before loli
Back before guro, way before Thrillho
Or should I say Millhouse? Answer on that: No!
He’s not a meme, or so it seems
But maybe one day he’ll be on the team
With Gaston & Desu & Diamond Metal
Probably not though, so he’ll have to settle
For the meme of his non-meme status
But it’s like the whole world has their eyes at us
m00t carries that weight, like a modern atlas
But don’t mess with football, don’t need that cause
Already trolled daily by the FBI
All the Captain Picard on b they spy
Will get m00t thrown in the party van there
Meanwhile this freestyle’s in before Bel-Air
v2.
As if you care, yeah you’re just smirkin’
Or on e, h or s, happily workin’
The joystick (woah!) – if you catch my drift
And it ain’t multi-track, no you’ll have to sift
Through all my lies just to find my truth
Though this much is clear, 4chan’s so uncouth
Like Mos Eisley with it’s scum and villainy
Doesn’t surprise me that it’s thrillin’ Gs
And all the people b& and underage
All hikikomori proudly posting sage
Admins with the finger on the ban trigga
Psychotic fans of the manga-ka Uziga
Nurse-kun, Cracky-chan, Trip-Coding Fools
Punks using Tor so they can view it at school
Bizarre People who oughtta be in jails
But not Candlejack because that loser f
slash b mc – slash b-style (thrillhouse mix)
Take that Candlejack, I posted after I said your n
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ah, but do they have ‘the move’? you have ‘the move’, the one where you punctuate a rhyme by pushing your glasses up on the bridge of your nose. there should be a name for that move, it reminds me of Gentleman Chris Adams’s Superkick
Comment by abadman — June 14, 2007 @ 5:57 am
Ah, but that move at best was just copped from Clay Cliff Fortran from Pilot Candidate (aka Candidate for Goddess.)
Comment by Karl Olson — June 14, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
Hey, where’d that video come from, and why don’t I get one?T_T
Comment by MC Tanuki — June 14, 2007 @ 12:43 pm