Ultraklystron - Opensource Lyricist All tracks written, performed, mixed, recorded and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2005-2007.
The vaguely anticipated follow up to the relatively successful nerdcore LPs (in terms of Karl Olson's prior success,) Revision 4920 and Romance Language. Clocking in at about 80 minutes of original, new material and $14 including shipping and handling, Opensource Lyricist continues the tradition layed down in 4920 of confusing any and all listeners. Lyrically, the new LP not only stays true to the otaku-oriented roots of the first LP (earn it,) but expands into new territory, such as storytelling pieces about the life of a gachapon (coin figure,) talking with a producer at an anime con (priceless,) gnu public licencing (opensource lyricist) and even protest songs (so long kids.) Critical Praise for Opensource Lyricist: "I could probably sit down and come up with piles of accolades to pile up for each track, but honestly if you have heard any of the previous albums you should stop reading right now and go to his site and pick this one up." - Pure Defect "Do I recommend the CD? Highly." - Ben Boemer, Gaijin Side. "A devasting nerdcore masterpiece." - Jevon, Hi-Sci-Fi. "It's f***ing good!" - Garrett, Mega 64 Podcast Episode 66. Buy it now at the karlrolson.com merch store.
Songs: opensource lyricist - lyrics earn it - lyrics so long kids - lyrics eighty three - lyrics internet - lyrics decisions - lyrics PAeXpo - lyrics mahou shonen theme - lyrics mc urban planner - lyrics void function - lyrics priceless - lyrics fashionable - lyrics hit reply - lyrics hikikomori - lyrics script kiddie blues - lyrics full disclosure - lyrics coin figure - lyrics cuteness - lyrics it's the beat - lyrics five to nine - lyrics View Cover Art back to KarlROlson.com Copyright 2005-2007 Karl Olson	Mahou Shonen Theme by Karl Olson ch. Mahou Shonen In the name of earth / You're bringing lyrical myrth Karl Olson Ultraklystron Credited / Live and Unedited Mahou Shonen From your local shotengais / Straight to your local Fry's Karl Olson ToonZone.net Reporter / 6 foot 2 and no shorter v1. It was an summer day / in the city of Townsville I was walking to a Walgreens / cause I needed to chill I was feeling overheated / but I wouldn't be defeated I got a box of otter pops / but the price was deleted Not wanting to wait in line / cause price checks take time I scanned for other cold confessions / maybe something lemon lime I found something in clearance section / only seven cents Sure it was strawberry flavor / but that price was heaven sent I walked up to register / and gave the clerk the cash Then into a paper bag / the Ice Cream bar was stashed I took it right out / the second I hit the door When I took the first bite / I was like "man, score!" It was really quite delicious / wrapper said I won a prize It said you're the chosen one / so just now close your eyes Suddenly a flash of bright light / then something hit my head It was a microphone scepter / and instructions that read ch. v2. I was totally freaked out / I thought without a doubt That I must be on Candid Camera / Almost made me wanna pout Cause Now my clothes were crazy too / pink raver pants and matching shoes Covered in hearts stars and rainbows / I suddenly had the blues But then I saw some old lady / in the parking lot With a couple bad muggers / Trying to steal what she's got I then realized why / I'd be been given this power I knew this that moment / could now be my finest hour I grasped the scepter microphone / freestyled the magic words The thugs just looked like / they'd never seen it this absurd But soon the spell took effect / as I came live and direct Busting about how The Incredibles / is much better than Shrek They renounced their gangsta ways / now they are animators They're doing animatics / for show about Darth Vader Meanwhile I've become / the mahou shonen MC Magical Boy fights for justice love and unity ch. x 2