Ultraklystron - Opensource Lyricist All tracks written, performed, mixed, recorded and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2005-2007.
The vaguely anticipated follow up to the relatively successful nerdcore LPs (in terms of Karl Olson's prior success,) Revision 4920 and Romance Language. Clocking in at about 80 minutes of original, new material and $14 including shipping and handling, Opensource Lyricist continues the tradition layed down in 4920 of confusing any and all listeners. Lyrically, the new LP not only stays true to the otaku-oriented roots of the first LP (earn it,) but expands into new territory, such as storytelling pieces about the life of a gachapon (coin figure,) talking with a producer at an anime con (priceless,) gnu public licencing (opensource lyricist) and even protest songs (so long kids.) Critical Praise for Opensource Lyricist: "I could probably sit down and come up with piles of accolades to pile up for each track, but honestly if you have heard any of the previous albums you should stop reading right now and go to his site and pick this one up." - Pure Defect "Do I recommend the CD? Highly." - Ben Boemer, Gaijin Side. "A devasting nerdcore masterpiece." - Jevon, Hi-Sci-Fi. "It's f***ing good!" - Garrett, Mega 64 Podcast Episode 66. Buy it now at the karlrolson.com merch store.
Songs: opensource lyricist - lyrics earn it - lyrics so long kids - lyrics eighty three - lyrics internet - lyrics decisions - lyrics PAeXpo - lyrics mahou shonen theme - lyrics mc urban planner - lyrics void function - lyrics priceless - lyrics fashionable - lyrics hit reply - lyrics hikikomori - lyrics script kiddie blues - lyrics full disclosure - lyrics coin figure - lyrics cuteness - lyrics it's the beat - lyrics five to nine - lyrics View Cover Art back to KarlROlson.com Copyright 2005-2007 Karl Olson	Full Disclosure by Karl Olson v1. I've seen nerd rap go from zero to commercial Rappers from the suburbs Fronting like they're contriversal It's a joke It's a comedy Except with out hilarity Watching some upper crust kids Spit lyrics that are parody Posing like they've had it hard in their life After the tour they just go home To their kids and wife I refuse to name names In this lyric Besides you can work it out in proofs so empiric Do there words really deal with the facts of nerd existence Do they mention the futility of resistence Do they work with artists whose credibility is nil Is their music in ads Are they just corporate shills? Oh Well I suppose I'm in the exact same column Making me duplicitous Like the hobbit named Golem Now let count my money wait I ain't got none I'll just watch Cutey Honey While the mainstream shuns ch. The lie is I've got mad money and women The truth is it's a honest life I'm livin That's what real geek life is all about Gachapon and Saruman are my shout outs. The drivebys we commit is war-chalking each other's wifi We really don't hack anything cause we are all nice guys That's what real nerd life is all about Nurse Hella and Baddd Spellah are my shout outs. v2. I'm the least cool individual you'll ever meet I'm the antithesis of the defintion of street I repeat I'm repleat With elements of geek You Can't defeat or beat my 50,000 level priest Oh wait I've barely touched A role playing game So in the eyes of most nerds My credibilities shamed I know nothing about the heart of the cards or hit points All these newfangled games Make me bust my hip joint Well wait I play DDR and even PaRappa But I'm more retro and 80s Like I'm Matt Caracappa Super Mario and Asteroids 2600 ET Leveling my blastoise Watching Popeye and Sweet Pea. I'm so Retro and boring And Totally Proud of it With a style so odd That no one dares to covet And yet somehow some people still seem to seem to love it So on this so faux show I will rise above it v3. I can't relate to girls Man you've gotta be kidding Speech decompiles for while I get a blue screen forbidding me To talk straight walk straight Even my eyes dialate heart palapiates I salivate Like Pavlov but she rollerskates Away from my conversation Before it even starts I'm left stumbling and bumbling Over my ramparts So I walk to a combini or maybe a Quick-E-Mart AM 11 PM 7 Then buy something tart To reset my capacities Cursing my audacity My lack of tenacity Atleast my veracity Is actually assured And confirmed in this verse I mean who want to claim That in love they're the worst I'm not one of those self-loathing sorts I'm just honest So the facts I shall report without protest I have dated / I've kissed But it's all gone a miss No other rapper has disclosure In such a direct list